This is my bottom half. Use you’re imagination to think what I look like in the top half. I just turned 20 and am a soph in college. I want 2 tell a story about my bf and something his mom said.
Ive been dating my boyfriend for just less then a year. He’s a bit younger then me. Actually alot. He’s turning 17 next month but u wouldn’t know it from looking at him. 6 foot 5, 220, big muscles, not a bit of fat on him. He’s a swimmer and a basketball player. He’s one quarter black which makes his skin the most beautiful color.
We met last summer on the beach. Hit it off right away. I never would of known he was so young. We were dating for like a month before I realized how young he was. I kinda freaked out but honestly hes the hottest guy Ive ever dated, and he is quite remarkable in bed if I do say so myself (even tho he’s young he has like 3 times as much experience as me LOL).
So anyways, once I get over the age thing we become a pretty serious couple. And I meet his mom, who had him when she was like 17 so shes only like 33 or something and really hot. His dad has never been around. Shes also really cool about letting me stay over, which is good bc I share a dorm with 3 other girls. Only problem is trying to be quiet when we have sex - like I said hes really really good.
So anyways I become friends with his mom. She really likes me, and we chat about fashion, tanning, etc. So last fall after we were dating for like 6 months, I came over and my bf was out still. So were sitting watching TV and chatting, and drinking wine. His mom gets a bit drunk and says something like ‘I’ve always wondered something. His father was a total asshole, but was so good in bed. And he had a really really big one. I always wondered if my son got the same trate. I havent seen ‘it’ for a long time.’
And then Im like super embarassed and not sure what to say. But I kind of go with it. I say that her son is pretty big (he is - like not huge big but definitely above average). And then she uses her hands to show how big his father was. And I’m talking guinness world records. Like probably a foot. I’m sure she was exagerating, but still, it sounds like it was so big.
She talks more about how the first few times they had sex she couldnt go to school because she was so sore. And when she was pregnant she didnt want to have sex bc she was worried it would hurt the baby. So then they broke up before even he was born.
So anyways just like the weirdest convo to have with your bf’s mom.